We're launching a new series about the stuff we get in the mail—we should do a separate special on porn and Fleshlights—we have a couple items this week that we thought we'd feature. The first aims to make the presidential election more endurable using puppets who punch each other. (Nope, election season is still a soul-crushing slog that seems to last an eternity, puppets or no.) But kudos to the makers of these puppets for trying—and for making Ron Paul a punching bag. Also in the mail: a party kit to celebrate the Workaholics holiday of Half-Christmas, that special time of the summer that marks the halfway point until Santa Claus visits. (Only six shopping months remaining!) Comedy Central went all out on this, with cups, lights, a hat, barbecue gear, and more. Now we just need some beer for the beer bong.