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We’ve got free tickets to the MST3K live tour, so come and get ’em

Image: Good Fight Entertainment
Image: Good Fight Entertainment

Following the successful launch of Mystery Science Theater 3000: The Return on Netflix, Joel Hodgson and the rest of the MST3K gang decided to take their movie-riffing act on the road with this summer’s Watch Out For Snakes! tour. We’re absolutely shameless about our love for MST3K here at The A.V. Club, and so we’re pleased to announce that we’re giving away pairs of tickets for select shows in select cities on the tour! Ooh la la!

Now listen up, because here’s where things get a little more complicated. Some of the cities on the MST3K tour have more than one show scheduled, but we only have one pair of tickets for each city. (A couple cities also aren’t part of the deal. Sorry, Vancouver.) For example, in New York City, we’re giving away a pair of tickets to the early Eegah show, but not the secret surprise movie later that night. It’s still a pretty cool deal though, if you ask us. A list of tour dates which are part of the giveaway is below, and you can see a full list of tour dates here. Make sense? Okay!


To enter, just email us at avcontests@theonion.com with the subject line “Satellite Of Love” and the name of a city from the list below. Winners will be chosen at random a week from today, Wednesday, June 28, and notified by email.

Mystery Science Theater 3000 Watch Out For Snakes! Tour 2017 Giveaway

July 6—Schubert Theatre—Boston, MA—7 p.m. Eegah

July 7—Keswick Theatre—Glenside, PA—10 p.m. Secret Surprise Film!

July 8—PlayStation Theater—New York, NY—6 p.m. Eegah

July 9—Lincoln Theatre—Washington, DC—9 p.m. Secret Surprise Film!

July 12—Speaker Jo Ann Davidson Theatre—Columbus, OH—8 p.m. Eegah

July 13—Touhill Performing Arts Center—St. Louis, MO—8 p.m. Eegah

July 14—Royal Oak Music Theatre—Royal Oak, MI—10 p.m. Secret Surprise Film!

July 15—Milwaukee, WI—Pabst Theater—10 p.m. Secret Surprise Film!

July 16—The Vic—Chicago, IL—5 p.m. Eegah

July 18—Paramount Theatre—Denver, CO—8 p.m. Eegah

July 20—Orpheum Theatre—Phoenix, AZ—8 p.m. Eegah

July 21—Balboa Theatre—San Diego, CA—7 p.m. Eegah

July 23—The Theatre at Ace Hotel—Los Angeles, CA—5 p.m. Eegah

July 26—The Warfield—San Francisco, CA—8 p.m. Eegah

July 28—Arlene Schnitzer Concert Hall—Portland, OR—8 p.m. Eegah

July 29—Moore Theatre —Seattle, WA—10 p.m. Secret Surprise Film!

August 3—Arvest Bank Theatre at The Midland—Kansas City, MO—8 p.m. Eegah

August 4—State Theatre—Minneapolis, MN—10 p.m. Secret Surprise Film!

August 6—Weidner Center for the Performing Arts—Green Bay, WI—7 p.m. Eegah

August 8—Ohio Theatre—Cleveland, OH—8 p.m. Eegah

August 9—The Modell Lyric—Baltimore, MD—8 p.m. Eegah

August 10—Dominion Arts Center—Richmond, VA—8 p.m. Secret Surprise Film!

August 11—James K. Polk Theater—Nashville, TN—10 p.m. Secret Surprise Film!

August 12—Atlanta Symphony Hall—Atlanta, GA—10 p.m. Secret Surprise Film!