A guide to what we’re barely putting up with this week.
Netflix reviving the awesome Gilmore Girls for a series of movies. Finally: A TV reunion worth streaming.
Leah Remini’s memoir, Troublemaker: Surviving Hollywood And Scientology. A.k.a. Going Clear On The Set Of King Of Queens.
The return of Bravo’s thoroughly dull Vanderpump Rules. If there’s one occupation that doesn’t deserve a behind-the-scenes reality show it’s waitstaff at a lounge owned by a Real Housewife. They already have one reality show.
Balmain for H&M. In case you were looking for something to wear to a holiday party in 1991, or, you know, a black-and-white striped jumpsuit that transforms you into a chic version of Beetlejuice. Making clothes like these more affordable just makes looking ridiculous that much more accessible.
Taco Bell’s flat, hexagonal, breakfast sandwich disc, The A.M. Crunchwrap. No need to complicate things with breakfast items: The people who would eat breakfast at Taco Bell are probably already eating breakfast at Taco Bell.
Donald Trump hosting SNL. It’s always fun when presidential candidates try to be funny on purpose. This is just like the time Ross Perot hosted Hee Haw.
Khloé Kardashian’s advice-book-type-thing, Strong Looks Better Naked. How do you out-narcissist your sister when she publishes a book that is literally just selfies? Put out a book where the cover is a full-size poster of you, naked.