A guide to what we’re barely putting up with this week.

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Burt Reynolds’ thoroughly engrossing, thoroughly ridiculous new memoir, But Enough About Me. Men have three ages in Hollywood: Hunk, old hunk, and old hunk writing a tell-all about his hunk days. Guess which one is the most entertaining?

Lady Gaga and Tony Bennett for Barnes & Noble. If this commercial keeps them from doing another album of duets, it just might be worth their meet-cute in the coffee table book stacks.

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ABC’s seasonal slice of milquetoast, CMA Country Christmas. At least someone is keeping the country in Christmas. Even if no one is interested.

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Eli Manning for Citizen Watches. Makes sense. Football players are known for their punctuality and love of quality timepieces.

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Oreo’s needless innovation, Oreo Churros. Stop trying to re-invent the Oreo wheel. Churros shouldn’t be filled with “creme,” and Oreos shouldn’t be found in the frozen foods section.

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Kylie Jenner’s new line of “lip kits.” Inside each “lip kit,” you’ll find brown matte lipstick, a syringe full of collagen, and several shards of Kylie’s shattered self-esteem.

The annual mall lingerie Christmas pageant, the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show. Truly, nothing says “happy holidays” like a bunch of underwear models strapped to piñatas and forced to walk through an Ellie Goulding concert.

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