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This week we’re barely putting up with the Victoria’s Secret Swim Special

A guide to what we’re barely putting up with this week.

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Fox’s funny/weird/delightful The Last Man On Earth. If there’s only going to be one, it’s great that it’s Will Forte.

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The new, “healthy” Girl Scout Cookie flavor, Rah-Rah Raisins. Nice try, Girl Scouts, but cheering for raisins is about as likely as getting thin eating Thin Mints.

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The Lazarus Effect. A group of medical students get together and try to raise Flatliners from the dead.

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The re-launch of JNCO jeans, the original (and thankfully only) raver pants. Ironically, you could make an entire line of non-JNCO jeans out of one pair of 50-inch-bell JNCOs.

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Taco Bell’s “manly” Triple Steak Stack. In ancient cultures, being able to stomach a literal pile of meat strips was a test of both virility and stupidity.

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Sprint’s ear-stabbing narwhals commercial. Why, yes, that is a 5-year-old meme trying to sell you unlimited minutes. Apparently Poochie was unavailable.

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CBS’s pointless bikini parade—with Maroon 5!—the Victoria’s Secret Swim Special. This is the program you should reference whenever anyone says we’re in a golden age of television.

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