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This week we’re barely putting up with the Victoria’s Secret Swim Special

A guide to what we’re barely putting up with this week.

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The return of the only reality competition still worth watching, RuPaul’s Drag Race. Eight seasons, and it’s still the queen.

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ABC’s erotic Old Testament series, Of Kings And Prophets. A.k.a. The Bible: Book Of Network-TV-Approved Sex.

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Chelsea Handler’s vanity documentary series, Chelsea Does. At least now Netflix has a show that your spouse will actually encourage you to go ahead and watch without them.

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Bravo’s more-unnecessary-than-usual reality show, Tour Group. Pretty sure the only people who go on tour groups are 60-plus retirees, not young, reality-ready singles.

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McDonald’s testing a Chicken McGriddle sandwich. Beige on top of beige on top of beige. If it tastes as good as it looks, it’ll be quite a bland mouthful.

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The Batman V. Superman commercial for Jeep. Owning a Dawn Of Justice Special Edition Jeep is only slightly less embarrassing than owning a Gigli edition Acura.

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VS’s thoroughly pointless bikini parade—featuring Demi Lovato!—The Victoria’s Secret Swim Special. This is the program you should reference whenever anyone says we’re in a golden age of television.

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