A guide to what we’re barely putting up with this week.

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FX’s deliciously campy miniseries, The People V. O.J. Simpson: American Crime Story. Yes, it’s a glorified movie of the week. Yes, David Schwimmer and a wig play Robert Kardashian. Yes, it’s okay if these are all the reasons you need to watch this.

The latest YA dystopia, The 5th Wave. There comes a time in every teenager’s life when they have to decide which kind of future apocalyptic hellscape they want to pretend to be a part of.

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Fox’s network TV drama club presentation, Grease: Live. “It’s that girl from Dancing With The Stars as you’ve never seen her! Unless you’ve seen Dancing With The Stars!” Fox yells into the uncaring TV abyss.

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Moschino’s Windex-bottle perfume, Fresh Couture. It’s all the fun of spraying window cleaner on your skin without the chemical burn and with the smell of “mall.”

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The inexplicable, possibly alcoholic, definitely annoying beverage, Henry’s Hard Soda. This ain’t your momma’s Zima!

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The SAG Awards. The most glamorous union-sponsored event since the Meat-Cutters Ball on The Brady Bunch.

CBS’ thoroughly useless, hour-long commercial parade, Super Bowl’s Greatest Commercials. Finally, a show for the dead-eyed people who watch the Super Bowl just for the commercials.

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