A guide to what we’re barely putting up with this week.

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The definitive (read: only) Backstreet Boys documentary, Backstreet Boys: Show ’Em What You’re Made Of. Sure, it’s basically a more thoughtful Behind The Music, but it’s still more watchable than that Metallica documentary.

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OPI’s Fifty Shades Of Grey nail polish collection. Pretty sure OPI already makes 50 shades of gray nail polish for masochists.

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ABC’s stab at the celebrity Candid Camera no one wanted, Repeat After Me. The host pranks the celebrities while the celebrities prank normal people, and the whole thing is a giant prank on anyone tuning in hoping to be entertained.

Inexplicable trailers for the generic, sci-fi, outer space thing, Jupiter Ascending. See, Channing Tatum’s goatee knows Mila Kunis can save space, but only if she turns into fire. Or something.

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NBC’s drama-free drama, The Slap. Finally, a show that dares to ask the question: Who cares what happens at an afternoon barbecue in Brooklyn?

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The Grammys. If Adam Levine performs with Gwen Stefani, and no one wants to hear it, do they make a sound? Unfortunately, yes.

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Taco Bell’s piping hot dose of artificial flavoring, Cinnabon Delights Coffee. There is nothing delightful about coffee that tastes like a liquefied mall food-court.