A guide to what we’re barely putting up with this week.
Sarai Walker’s deft, witty novel, Dietland. The cover might look like a breezy beach read, but this is anti-chick-lit for smart chicks.
The return of NBC’s non-dramatic drama, Hannibal. It’s the first crime drama that would be equally entertaining as a coffee table
ABC’s The Whispers. What if your child’s imaginary friend was a very real, very dull mystery show about killer imaginary friends on ABC?
Kendall and Kylie Jenner for Topshop. It’s so bittersweet to watch former Keeping Up With The Kardashians children grow up and sell their own line of flimsy garbage clothing, just like their big Kardashian sisters!
Dispatches from Bonnaroo. The only good thing about music festivals is that they happen in deserts, swamps, and mud bogs far, far away from civilization, so we don’t have to hear about what goes on during them.
Entourage the movie. It’s the kind of bromance you wish would end once and for all in a bro-icide pact.
The thoroughly inept host of the world’s worst scandal interview, Megyn Kelly. The Duggars are to parenting what Megyn Kelly is to interviewing.