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This week we’re barely putting up with The Bachelorette

A guide to what we’re barely putting up with this week.

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The new (old) Poltergeist. If any movie is crying out for a reboot, it’s one whose tagline is “They’re back.”

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Olive Garden’s forthcoming “breadstick sandwiches.” So we’re about a month away from all their pasta being replaced with shredded breadsticks.

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Lifetime’s The Secret Life Of Marilyn Monroe. Unless this movie reveals Marilyn’s never-discussed career as an astronaut, there are probably not enough Marilyn secrets left to fill a miniseries.

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Dispatches from Cannes. Every year, celebrities go to France to get booed on their way to sponsored yacht parties, and we pretend it has something to do with film.

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NBC’s thoroughly unnecessary Manson mini-series, Aquarius. Was this one of the musicals within the musical on Smash?

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The Electric Daisy Carnival. The only thing worse than a rave is a three-day-long rave in a stadium in 2015. The smell of sweaty reams of plastic kandi bracelets must fill the air for days afterward.

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The dueling bachelorettes on The Bachelorette. Turns out there is something more pathetic than competing to win a Neil Lane engagement ring from a future Dancing With The Stars contestant: competing to win the honor of being the only sequin dress in a house full of tools.

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