A guide to what we’re barely putting up with this week.

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Bravo’s The Real Housewives Of Cheshire. Maybe it’s the accents, maybe it’s the unpronounceable names and layers of daytime faux-fur, but this entry into the Housewives franchise feels more like an over-the-top parody of a reality show than a reality show.

Shia LaBeouf’s live-stream of Shia LaBeouf watching all of Shia LaBeouf’s movies. Calling this ouroboros “performance art” is probably the only way to get a movie theater to do a Shia film festival.

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People’s annual unveiling of the “sexiest man alive.” The emphasis on “alive” is very telling. Still, every year People magazine ignores its strong necrophiliac tendencies and manages to find a heartthrob with a heartbeat to put on the cover.

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The return of USA’s favorite faux-rich, faux-functional family, Chrisley Knows Best. Catch them now before the IRS does!

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Justin Bieber’s ”What Do You Mean?” Just when we thought he had reached the apex of annoyingness, Bieber falls on a mixing board while making synthesized baby noises and calls it a song.

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The thoroughly dull American Music Awards. Who will win the Best Future Now That’s What I Call Music Contributor?! (Answer: Taylor Swift. The answer is always Taylor Swift.)

Dodge Ram’s inexplicable Hunger Games: Mockingjay—Part 2 ads. Makes sense: In the dystopian future, you’ll probably need a lot of towing power.

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