A guide to what we’re barely putting up with this week.

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Beyoncé’s spectacular “Formation.” No one makes cool music videos anymore except Beyoncé, who makes all the cool music videos in one video.

Trailers for the live-action version of The Jungle Book. Remember all those fun, adorable cartoon animals from the original? Now they’re frighteningly realistic CGI predators in perilously close proximity to a real little boy in his underwear!

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Kate Hudson’s thoroughly unnecessary Fabletics catalogue/book-esque thing, Pretty Happy: Healthy Ways To Love Your Body. Celebrities don’t have real lives. They have lifestyle books.

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The return of TV’s most exhausting melodrama, Scandal. Once your main character has sported a look that can only be called “hostage realness chic,” it’s hard for the show to bounce back to semi-sanity.

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Mountain Dew’s “triple threat”: The juice plus Dew plus caffeine neon nightmare, Kickstart. Pretty sure the only way to make Mountain Dew more revolting is to drink it with juice.

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The Grammys. If Pitbull performs after the cast of Hamilton, and no one wants to hear it, does he still make a sound? Unfortunately, yes.

Taco Bell’s latest fried Franken-taco, the Quesalupa. It’s a chalupa wrapped in a fried quesadilla wrapped in the flimsy notion that Taco Bell serves enjoyable, edible food.

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