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This week we’re barely putting up with Shia LaBeouf

A guide to what we’re barely putting up with this week.

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The thoroughly spooky Puritan horror movie, The Witch. Think of it as a prequel to The Blair Witch Project, except far weirder, far creepier, and without the nauseating handheld cameras.

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Kanye’s latest musical ego-explosion, The Life Of Pablo. Sure, it’s basically an over-produced mixtape, but Kanye: The Music Artist is far less grating than Kanye: The Artist.

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The Oscars. This is that magical night of the year when E! is considered a legitimate news source, and when that Mario Lopez foot fungus red carpet commercial doesn’t seem so far-fetched.

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The semi-annual return of The Voice. Again? Don’t the chairs need to rest?

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The continued existence of Sports Illustrated‘s swimsuit issue. Finally there are different body types represented in the magazine equivalent of Cinemax: After Dark!

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Noted pretend performance artist, Shia LaBeouf. Spending 24 hours in an elevator and talking to fans isn’t art. It’s a rejected David Blaine stunt.

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Pizza Hut’s oozing nightmare combo of appetizer and entree, Stuffed Garlic Knots crust pizza. It’s greasy bread and cheese surrounded by greasy bread and cheese!

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