A guide to what we’re barely putting up with this week.
Discovery’s utterly addictive survivalist competition, now super-sized: Naked And Afraid XL. A.k.a. More Naked, More Afraid.
The fairly ridiculous new Batman V Superman footage. It took a few years, but fans of Alien Vs. Predator finally have something to feel superior about.
A&E’s second boy-banders-open-a-restaurant-for-some-reason show, Lachey’s Bar. We’re really living in a post-Wahlburgers world—at least on A&E.
Limited edition key lime pie flavored, green-highlighter colored Oreos. Even Hydrox knows that Oreos are just supposed to taste like Oreos.
Pictures of Taylor Swift’s “special guests” on stage with her on tour. Look! It’s Taylor’s Friends™! Collect all 38!
Syfy’s annual has-been parade, Sharknado 3: Oh Hell No! Every summer, Syfy reminds us all that Tara Reid and Ian Ziering still exist.
NBC’s thoroughly dull celebrity “survival” nothing, Running Wild With Bear Grylls. There are 12 naked people trying to forage for nourishment in a remote hellscape on Discovery Channel, NBC. Kate Hudson going on a hike with a guy named Bear isn’t compelling survival TV.