A guide to what we’re barely putting up with this week.

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The surprisingly fun, deliciously campy Krampus. It’s the Christmas horror-comedy you didn’t know you wanted!

The return of Top Chef. So far, season 13 is entertaining enough to almost excuse use of the word “cheftestants.” Almost.

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Barbara Walters’ annual public reminder that she’d still like to be relevant, Barbara Walters Presents: The 10 Most Fascinating People Of 2015. Bradley Cooper is on the list this year, so, yeah. Barbara is very slow to fascinate.

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VH1’s “Big In 2015” awards. Remember 2015, y’all? If not, VH1 has put together this little That’s What I Call Awards Show as a refresher for you.

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Starbucks’ drinkable wreath, the Holiday Spice Flat White. That’s a collision of unrelated words, Starbucks, not coffee.

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Obama on Running Wild With Bear Grylls, a.k.a. Watch These Celebrities Go Camping. So the president is just gonna do every third-tier reality show now? Looking forward to the POTUS edition of Wife Swap!

TLC’s thoroughly unnecessary Duggars special, Counting On. Enough. There have to be other creepy, over-breeding families in fringe religious sects who will eventually be revealed to be outrageous hypocrites to make the stars of their own TLC freak show.

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