A guide to what we’re barely putting up with this week.
The Gift. On the surface, it looks like a movie about the dangers of owning a gorgeous midcentury modern house. But, in truth, it is a thoroughly thrilling thriller.
The fairly lame Drake vs. Meek Mill beef. It’s not so much a beef as it is a room-temperature Morningstar Farms burger patty.
The completely inexplicable movie version of The Man From U.N.C.L.E. Does it count as an adaptation if no one can remember the original?
E!’s latest attempt to leaf-cut the Kardashians, Stewarts & Hamiltons. Everyone who hung out with Paris Hilton in 2006 will be famous on E! for at least one reality-show season.
Fiat’s disconcerting Viagra-in-the-gas-tank commercials. Who wouldn’t want to drive a tiny car with a chemically induced boner?
MTV’s after-school-special-level documentary, White People. There are episodes of The Challenge that have deeper discussions of race.
Bud Light Lime’s seasonal abomination (plus strawberry flavor!), the Straw-Ber-Rita. It’s summer in a can! It’s also the carbonated strawberry ChapStick in a can!