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This week we’re barely putting up with Duck Commander Musical

A guide to what we’re barely putting up with this week.

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The social-media scary movie that’s much, much better than its title, Unfriended. The call is coming from inside your computer.

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Diane Sawyer’s vague, blurry ads for her interview of Bruce Jenner. Is this an interview, or an ad for a new blood pressure medication?

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People’s annual unveiling of the World’s Most Beautiful Woman. Every year, People magazine gives grandmothers and grandaunts everywhere a reason to write an angry letter about how one celebrity is definitely objectively more beautiful than another celebrity.

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Bud Light’s seasonal abomination, the Lemon-Ade-Rita. Nothing says “fiesta” like a warm, artificially flavored, light beer margarita in a can.

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The thoroughly ridiculous Batman V. Superman trailer. It took a few years, but finally fans of Alien Vs. Predator have something to feel superior about.

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Any and all discussion of “festival style.” Dressing like an extra in a TruTV movie about the Manson family isn’t style, it’s cosplay. Stupid, be-fringed, faux-hippie cosplay.

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The latest over-extension of the Duck Dynasty brand, Duck Commander Musical. If only camo worked, then no one would ever have to see this preachy, pandering, bearded, Jesused-up family.

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