A guide to what we’re barely putting up with this week.

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Season two of Sundance’s version of The Walking Dead, The Returned. When the dead come back as people instead of as zombies, it’s creepy in completely different way.

Becoming Beyoncé: The Untold Story. Unauthorized biographies fall somewhere between lackluster episode of VH1’s Behind The Music and tell-all by a disgruntled child on the celebrity memoir scale.

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James Franco’s thoroughly unnecessary adaptation of The Sound And The Fury. It’s the Faulkner/Franco joint no one’s been waiting for!

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Destination America’s Exorcism: Live! The only thing spookier than a ghost hunter trying to exorcise demons from a possibly haunted house on live TV is trying to find some channel called Destination America in the dark, mysterious fringes of cable.

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Real Housewives Of New Jersey: Teresa Checks In. Worst episodes of Orange Is The New Black ever.

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Domino’s order-by-emoji ads. Makes sense: The garishly colored, flat, cartoon pizza emoji looks about as appetizing as a Domino’s pepperoni pizza.

The least essential award show of the year, the CMA Awards. Ain’t nothin’ more country than spending hours with your glam squad to walk a red carpet and sing about pickup trucks and whiskey on prime-time on ABC.

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