A guide to what we’re barely putting up with this week.

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Showtime’s surprising The Affair. Sure, it seems like a beachy bore-fest about some run-of-the-mill infidelity, but the shifting he said/she said perspectives of this show make it far more interesting than just a look at marital dalliance.

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The uber-serious Internet drama, Men, Women & Children. This ain’t your grandpa’s movie about how technology is ruining people’s lives! Mostly because people back then didn’t make self-serious movies about how the advent of the radio was ruining people’s lives.

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Christian Louboutin’s attempt to make “undernail” art happen, Loubi Under Red. Makes sense: Painting the undersides of your nails red is just as ridiculous as overpaying for over-stacked stripper shoes just because they have red soles.

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The in-depth examination of a 1987 comedy that no one was waiting for, As You Wish: Inconceivable Tales From The Making Of The Princess Bride by Cary Elwes. It’s less of a tell-all and more of a prequel to Elwes’ next book: Say No More, Mon Amour: Empirical Tales From The Making Of Empire Records.

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Hershey’s disconcerting white Candy Corn Creme Bar. Every Halloween, perfectly good candy tries to disguise itself as disgusting candy.

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The return of USA’s favorite faux-rich, faux-functional family, Chrisley Knows Best. Catch them now before the IRS does!

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Anticipating the onslaught of sexy snowmen, Elsa, and other Frozen costumes this Halloween. Let it go, everyone. Let it go.