Here’s what’s up in the world of TV for Tuesday, September 27. All times are Eastern.

Top picks

Frontline (PBS, 9 p.m.): If we’re wrapping up our What’s On Tonight tenure—more on that in a moment—then there’s no damn way we’re not making Frontline the top pick. That’s just what we do. Thankfully, Frontline is actually airing a new episode tonight, saving us from the awkwardness of making the top pick a show that isn’t actually, you know, airing. And this should be an intriguing and/or maddening one, as Frontline has two whole hours to explore this election, profile Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump, and try to bring some actual insight to what has generally been some pretty awful media coverage of a pretty awful election. Hey, if anyone can do it, it’s Frontline.


Swamp Murders (ID, 10 p.m.): The other, non-wrestling recurring theme of our WOT stewardship has been our horrified disbelief at Investigation Discovery’s endless supply of lurid true-crime shows. So yeah, don’t watch these, but go forth in the knowledge that they exist. Here’s tonight’s Swamp Murders entry: “The murder [of] a 53-year-old woman in Georgia is investigated. The police learn that she had recently received an inheritance and had been involved in a secret affair.” Yeah, this one is going to get dark, even by the standards of a Swamp Murders episode actually titled “Dark Water.”

Mad Max: Fury Road/World Cup Of Hockey: Finals Game One (MovieMax, 9 p.m./ESPN, 8 p.m.) Remember when What’s On Tonight used to throw movie and sports recommendations in the listings? Sure, a nostalgia trip feels a little hard to justify here, given it was only a few months back that we even made the format change, but what the hell! Fury Road is an absolutely incredible movie that admittedly maybe loses a little something in the jump down from theater to TV, while the World Cup of Hockey has been a total blast for everyone except the droopy Team USA, which got bounced in the qualifying round.


SmackDown! SmackDown! SmackDown!

WWE SmackDown Live (USA, 8 p.m.): Avid readers of the Tuesday What’s On Tonight will recall that our attempt to demand a new contract last week backfired spectacularly, and now our WOT-writing career is over if we lose a match against the Undertaker—or, to use his non-wrestling name, fellow TV Clubber Dan Caffrey. Meanwhile, SmackDown reviewer LaToya Ferguson has been watching this show long enough to know that going one-on-one with the Phenom doesn’t generally end well, but we’re feeling good about this. Let’s get this started!

Oh. Oh dear. Dan is not messing around. Um, let’s just slide out of the ring and write a few more listings, then maybe get back into it, shall we?


Premieres and finales

Sweet 15: Quinceañera (TLC, 9 p.m.): If you ever wanted to know what it takes to run Miami’s number one quinceañera party business, well gosh howdy is this ever the show for you. Apparently these are all real things (well, by reality TV standards, at least) that we can expect to see the show’s party-planning protagonists handle this season: “From a bikini photo shoot with an alligator and a Diamonds Are Forever theme, to outrageous and professionally choreographed music videos that include exotic cars and costume changes, and even a photo shoot in Paris with the Eiffel Tower, no request is too big or out of the question.”


Aftermath (Syfy, 10 p.m.): Anne Heche stars in this apocalyptic thriller show, in which a family deals with every world-ending threat imaginable, including plague, meteors, earthquakes, storms, and supernatural creatures, because why not just throw them into the mix? This is presumably for those who feel the characters on The Walking Dead have things a bit too easy. Alex McCown-Levy has a more developed take in his pre-air review.

Drunk History (Comedy Central, 10:30 p.m.): Television’s foremost historical documentary series—and honestly, given the decade-long disintegration of the once mighty History Channel, we’re not even sure that’s a joke—returns for its fourth season. Tonight’s premiere features LSD pioneer Timothy Leary, an escape from Devil’s Island, and a baker on the Titanic.


Star Plates (Food, 11 p.m.): Celebrities get to team up and with and learn from their favorite chefs, in culture’s latest reminder that celebrities are better and more fortunate than you, so why even bother sometimes, you know? Anyway, Mindy Kaling stars in the premiere alongside Marcus Samuelsson of Harlem’s Red Rooster, who shows her how cook the Fried Chicken Royale.

MADtv (The CW, 9 p.m.): The revived MADtv finishes off its 15th seasontonight. We’re not sure if this portends a long-term rebirth for the sketch show, much like The CW’s Whose Line Is It Anyway revival, or if this is a one-and-done thing, like that time a couple years back when MTV brought back Beavis And Butthead, it was just as good as ever, and then it promptly went away again after a single season. That happened, right? We didn’t just dream a short-lived, artistically worthwhile Beavis And Butthead revival? Because if we did, we’ve officially been doing this way, way too long. Not that that may be an issue for much longer…

This… this is not going as well as we had anticipated. We now understand why they call Dan the American Badass. Better start making peace with the inevitable, we guess.


Regular coverage

Brooklyn Nine-Nine (Fox, 8 p.m.)
New Girl (Fox, 8:30 p.m.)
Marvel’s Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. (ABC, 10 p.m.)
Halt And Catch Fire (AMC, 10 p.m.)
Atlanta (FX, 10 p.m.)


Streaming pick

“Are You Better Off?”, Parks And Recreation (Netflix): Some stupid idiot made this the top pick on his very first What’s On Tonight, and then that same stupid idiot ended up reviewing the following two seasons. Seems an appropriate way to close things out here, then, even if we realize posing that episode’s titular question to you all—“Are you better off?”—would likely provoke a range of responses from “Uh, we’re just here for the Jeopardy! recaps” to “Only if being better off entails watching way too many stupid wrestling videos.” Which, speaking of, let’s finish this. Dan, have fun with this ridiculous, wonderful thing. And now, we’re ready.

Be seeing you.