There are two possible scenarios for what we're about to see today: Either the Cardinals continue their impossible rise and end their long championship drought, or the Steelers win their record sixth ring … "one for the thumb," on this planet:

While we wait to see if the Cardinals will be this year's Seahawks—hey, remember when the Seahawks went to the Super Bowl?—this will be your open thread to discuss the pre-game, the game, the commercials, the halftime show, and any other Super Bowl business you care to chat about. I (and perhaps other AV Clubbers) will join you in the comments throughout the evening, whenever we're not drinking or napping.