It’s not delivery—it’s Who Won TV? for the week of April 8, 2012. No curiously spelled pizza-parlor appetizers to be found here, just three clips we’re legally allowed to call the best TV moments from the past seven days.

RuPaul's Drag Race, "The Fabulous Bitch Ball"
Justified, "Slaughterhouse"
Saturday Night Live, "Sofia Vergara/One Direction"