How To Properly Dispose Of A Sex & The City Trivia Game:

1. Put on protective eyewear and a Hazmat suit.

2. Gently pick up the box, careful not to jostle its contents (Girls Nite In! suggestions are extremely volatile when agitated).

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3. Do NOT pour the Sex & The City Trivia Game down the drain. Hot pink could contaminate your water supply.

4. Place the box in a lead-lined safe, or other specially-designated hazardous waste container.

5. Contact your local government for information about hazardous waste collection centers.

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Alternatively, you could just drive to Syracuse, leave the game on the steps of a Civil War monument, and let the bomb squad take care of it.

From Syracuse.com (via NYMag)

Clinton Square was cleared of people this afternoon as Syracuse police examined a suspicious box left at the base of the park's Civil War monument.

A passerby reported the suspicious box to police about 2 p.m. and police were standing by the box while waiting for a bomb disposal expert to examine it.

The box is a metal "Sex and the City" trivia game container.

UPDATE: Police reopened Clinton Square at about 4 p.m. and determined the box did, in fact, contain game pieces from the "Sex and the City" trivia game.

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Mystery solved! You can never be too careful. Just look at that trivia game, sitting there on the steps, like a big fuschia middle finger in the face of our freedom. It's like the posters say: If you see a Sex & The City trivia game, say something to the police.