There's a reason why the old adage "Sex sells" isn't "Sex and likening your made-up food product to testicles sells." That reason? Well, let's just let Hardee's show you:
Yum! Doesn't all that testicle-talk just make you hungry for whatever those unappetizing sugar biscuit franken-globs are? It just really must be so difficult for Hardee's that they can't come up with a name for them and so instead have to rely on the public to make all their balls jokes for them.
Well, you asked for it, Hardee's. Here are a few name suggestions for, as you so colorfully put it, your holes:
—Genitals ("I'll have an order of Genitals," has a nice ring to it)
—Basket 'O Lamentable Innuendos
—Chocolate Salty Balls, But Without The Chocolate Or The Salt, And With Seminal Vesicles Made Out Of Biscuit Dough