True Detective may be a hard-boiled TV crime program, but it also offers practical lessons for the viewing public if you know where to look. This week’s top storyline, for instance, is a veritable primer on high-class orgy etiquette, and in today’s installment of DVR Club, Alex McCown and John Teti run down some pointers for depraved-sex-party enthusiasts. Plus, we debate the silver screen-style scoring for Ani’s dramatic escape, review the latest developments on the daddy-issue front, and debate the proper pronunciation of one character’s last name—sure, we should know these things by now, but everybody on this show mumbles.

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