Klown Forever (Image: Drafthouse Films)

Given how much of its endlessly awkward, cringe-inducing comedy derives from the inappropriate deployment and general aesthetic failings of the male phallus, it’s fitting that the ultimate collection of Danish cult hit Klown would come in the form of a stylized penis. And that’s exactly what you could win for yourself, dear readers, because we’re offering up a chance to snatch The Complete Klown Collection—cataloging the movies Klown, Klown Forever, and all six seasons of Frank Hvam and Casper Christensen’s original TV series—on a single, limited edition “micro-willy” thumb drive.

(Image: Drafthouse Films)

It’s the ultimate gift for anybody in search of 35 hours of top-notch Danish comedy—or just people who want to hang out at Starbucks with a plastic dick sticking out of their USB. And you could potentially win the collection for yourself by sending an email to avcontests@theonion.com, with the subject line “Klown Cock Collection.” (U.S. residents only, and no P.O. boxes, please.) And for those of you who don’t want to wait, The Complete Klown Collection was released today, courtesy of Drafthouse Films, and should be available from tastefully selected retailers or on the Drafthouse Films website.