Jan 22
Save
NEW YORK—Acknowledging that he was now completely bankrupt, comedian Jerry Seinfeld confirmed Friday that he was…
Matt Crowley
mattcrowley
Jan 20
Save
WASHINGTON—Excited to see that the president had changed his mind about attending the historic event, inauguration…
Jan 18
Save
THE HEAVENS—Expressing uncertainty about how to handle the awkward situation, The Lord God Almighty was reportedly…
Jan 14
Save
NEW YORK—Taking an expansive view of future prospects for the business, forward-thinking CEO Rick Benson was…
Jan 13
Save
Great news, gaming fans! If you haven’t yet had a chance to check out PlayStation’s revolutionary new gaming system,…
Jan 5
Save
CAMBRIDGE, MA—Offering a bleak assessment of gamers’ readiness for the future, a concerning study from Harvard…
Dec 18
Save
‘Bring Me Some Holiday Cheer, You Son Of A Bitch’ Says Woman Slamming Christmas Tree Up Against Wall
BRATTLEBORO, VT—In a desperate effort to get into the spirit of the season, local woman Miranda Krall was reportedly…
Dec 15
Save
MONTREAL—In an effort to add strict safeguards to the content shared to its platform, adult video giant PornHub…
Dec 11
Save
WILMINGTON, DE—Dispensing with any air of formality, local mother Linda Southerton flatly informed her 30-year-old…
Dec 8
Save
SAN FRANCISCO—Suggesting that the lifestyle change could produce significant economic benefit, financial experts…
Dec 8
Save
COLUMBUS—Gazing in wonderment at the beguiling enigma before them, members of a Zoom conference call were reportedly…
Dec 8
Save
WASHINGTON—Vowing to conquer the pathogen once and for all, Donald Trump’s personal lawyer Rudy Giuliani shouted,…
Dec 3
Save
ATLANTA—Begging Americans to just use some common sense, exhausted CDC researchers assured the public Thursday that…
Dec 3
Save
WASHINGTON—Grinning cheerfully as he did his best to spread the spirit of the season, Attorney General William Barr…
Dec 1
Save
NEW YORK—Urging passersby to avoid the area until the job could be completed, members of the NYPD warned onlookers…
Nov 30
Save
Listen up, gamers, because we’ve got a killer deal that you’re not going to want to miss: This kid who lives over on…
Nov 27
Save
SPARKS, MD—Growing increasingly irked by the inconsiderate behavior, employees at local advertising firm Valley…
Nov 26
Save
SAN DIEGO—Lying on the couch in his cramped, poorly lit apartment, local man Mark Borkowski was reportedly having…
Nov 20
Save
WENHAM, MA—Expressing confusion as to the correct etiquette for the new situation, Zach Kartman, a local man on a…