Sharknado 4—or as it goes by in punnier circles, Sharknado: The 4th Awakens—is going to be chock full of celebrity cameos, including an appearance from Stacey Dash that involves doing her best impression of Rahm Emanuel. But this teaser is all about the real star of the Sharknado franchise—the carnage. The vicious maelstrom is now forming over Las Vegas, a desert city that has only Elvis impersonators and magicians to defend it. There’s also a Chippendale dancer who bounces one of the sharks right off his Chippendick. If Fin Shepard (Ian Ziering) is really lucky, the sharks will be laid low by a gambling addiction, or otherwise distracted by the Magic Mike Live show.
Sharknado: The 4th Awakens premieres July 31 on Syfy.